03 | Video

[selfinteresting]

[Remember this picture, Ange? (doesn't Battler look like a dork (doesn't dad look as cool as ever)) Mom managed to find it.  And now it's being broadcast, isn't it great...

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Happy birthday, Ange~ Will you come over for dinner tonight? We can have a little party just like we used to.  Well, not quite the same seeing as your father isn't around, but we all know the highlight is having Battler there anyway.
I want to make up for our absence, in some small way. 

[Locked from Ange]

I'm extending an open invitation to any of Ange's friends as well.  I'll be making dinner as well as dessert and you're welcome to stay as little or long as you like.  The only condition is, please keep it a secret from Ange, I want it to be a surprise.

Comments

[selfinteresting]

I can stick with Yuri, just making sure I have things right.

[magentarific]

[ Like she'd ever admit that she actually likes being called Yurippe unless she's having an emotionally charged moment. Psh. ]

Whatever works for you, Kyrie.

[selfinteresting]

[tsun tsun]

No, no, it's whatever works for you. 'President Yurippe', maybe?

[magentarific]

I just said I'm fine with anything as long as it's not weird. President Yurippe sounds pretty weird, just stick with no title.

[selfinteresting]

[She shrugs]

Too bad. Yurippe it is, then.

[She's going to guess saying 'no title' rather than 'Yuri' means she might like Yurippe a little more.]

[magentarific]

[ Even if it's a lame nickname, it's the only nickname she ever received. ]

Great. Just Kyrie's fine with you, right? Mrs. Ushiromiya is going to make me think weird things about Battler and calling you "Battler's mom" just seems rude.

[selfinteresting]

Yes, just Kyrie. Don't worry, Battler assured me he never had any strange thoughts about me.

[Because when they talked about the mom situation of course she teased him that he wouldn't be able to admire her breasts or anything :))]

[magentarific]

Really? I would've just assumed that he would have and just decided never to talk about it again. [ Little laugh. ]

[selfinteresting]

Ah, that's true, his word can't necessarily be trusted...

[magentarific]

He could definitely be covering up so he doesn't look like a complete creeper.

[selfinteresting]

We'll have to make an effort to expose his lies - all of them.

[magentarific]

Beyond a shadow of a doubt!

[selfinteresting]

I'm glad we understand eachother. It's good to have an ally.

[magentarific]

No one should be alone in the fight for justice against perverts.

[selfinteresting]

I only hope I have forgiveness for bringing such perversion into the world.

[magentarific]

You couldn't have known it would come out that bad.

[selfinteresting]

Unfortunately, his father is even worse, I really should have realised...

[magentarific]

Oh, then it's genetic and not on your side so it's definitely not your fault.

[selfinteresting]

If that's really good enough to clear my name, I'll take it.

[magentarific]

Well the leader of the SSS pardoned you so it should be enough either way.

[selfinteresting]

That's more than enough for me, I wouldn't want the other members to look down on me for it, right?

[magentarific]

If anything, it'll give you a chance to redeem yourself by making sure that he doesn't hit on too many girls in the SSS.

[selfinteresting]

Hmm, sentenced to community service, is it? I think I can handle that.

[magentarific]

Definitely. If he scares away all of the girls from the SSS we're going to have a problem, so I'll leave it to you.

[selfinteresting]

Everyone knows women are the far more competent sex, so I would imagine that would mean scaring away nearly the entire group.