03 | Video

[selfinteresting]

[Remember this picture, Ange? (doesn't Battler look like a dork (doesn't dad look as cool as ever)) Mom managed to find it.  And now it's being broadcast, isn't it great...

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Happy birthday, Ange~ Will you come over for dinner tonight? We can have a little party just like we used to.  Well, not quite the same seeing as your father isn't around, but we all know the highlight is having Battler there anyway.
I want to make up for our absence, in some small way. 

[Locked from Ange]

I'm extending an open invitation to any of Ange's friends as well.  I'll be making dinner as well as dessert and you're welcome to stay as little or long as you like.  The only condition is, please keep it a secret from Ange, I want it to be a surprise.

Comments

video; 2/?

[divinacommedia]

[AAAAHHHH?!?! WHY.....WHY IS THIS PICTURE UUUUUUUUP?!]

video; 3/?

[divinacommedia]

[N-NO! NO NO! COME OOOON KYRIE!!!!]

video; 4/?

[divinacommedia]

[SOBBING. HE LOOKS LIKE THE BIGGEST LOOOOSER!!!]

video; 5/?

[divinacommedia]

[.......HE MUST HOLD IT TOGETHER. YES. HE MUST LET OTHERS KNOW HE'S NOT BOTHERED BY SUCH A.... EMBARRASSING FAMILY PHOTO.]

video; 6/6

[divinacommedia]

A-ah! We all look so great in that picture, really~! Ihihi! [and oh yes... a party.... sounds good....]

[selfinteresting]

[Giggle] Are you sure? You don't sound too convinced.

[divinacommedia]

I am sure! I'm very sure! I am absoluuuuuuutely positive!

[selfinteresting]

You wouldn't be embarrassed at all by your family, would you, Battler?

[divinacommedia]

...................I'm embarrassed by the old bastard, if that's what you're getting at.

[selfinteresting]

Ah. Me too.

[No, she's not actually........but all for the purposes of teasing Battler, everyone's favourite sport...]

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[divinacommedia]

Y-you too? Bah! I knew it! That guy had nothing good going for him!

[filtered]

[divinacommedia]

Do you want me to do anything else for the party?

[filtered]

[selfinteresting]

No, sorry, it's only you. The rest of us see nothing but good~

Let's see...you could help decorate. Make it as tacky as possible. I need to decide what to make as well, any ideas?

[filtered]

[divinacommedia]

Tacky as possible....? Do you want to celebrate her birthday or just embarrass her?

Hm... I don't know if her tastes have changed since she was six, so I think I need to do some investigating.

[filtered]

[selfinteresting]

I'm allowed both, am I not?

Do a bit of sleuthing, I have full confidence in your abilities!

[filtered]

[divinacommedia]

Hah...! I guess that's true.

You'll see Kyrie-san! I'll be the best detective around here! I'm really smooth...!

[filtered]

[selfinteresting]

[Smooth isn't really what I'd call it...]

Do me proud so I can brag to everyone I know, alright?

[filtered]

[divinacommedia]

[he's pretty fly shut up]

Uwaahhh.... bragging about your son's abilities to gather information.... is that really something to talk about?

[filtered]

[selfinteresting]

[pretty fly for a white asian boy]

Why shouldn't it be? I'll write to my parents and tell them you're right on track.

[filtered]

[divinacommedia]

...Y...you'll even tell them all about me? Come on! I don't want to follow any kind of shady business!

[filtered]

[selfinteresting]

[oh, does he know about that...]

Maybe you can inherit the family business.

[filtered]

[divinacommedia]

[no, but sleuthing sounds shady okay.]

...What?! Dad's business?! No way!

[filtered]

[selfinteresting]

[well just a little...]

Oh no, I meant my family, maybe they'll be impressed. But that could work too.

[filtered]

[divinacommedia]

...What ...does your family spy on people or something?

[filtered]

[selfinteresting]

Hmm, not quite, but you're on the right track. Ange probably knows, I'm sure the whole entourage went to my funeral looking for money.