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[Remember this picture, Ange? (doesn't Battler look like a dork (doesn't dad look as cool as ever)) Mom managed to find it. And now it's being broadcast, isn't it great...

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Happy birthday, Ange~ Will you come over for dinner tonight? We can have a little party just like we used to. Well, not quite the same seeing as your father isn't around, but we all know the highlight is having Battler there anyway.
I want to make up for our absence, in some small way.

[Locked from Ange]

I'm extending an open invitation to any of Ange's friends as well. I'll be making dinner as well as dessert and you're welcome to stay as little or long as you like. The only condition is, please keep it a secret from Ange, I want it to be a surprise.

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She looks adorable.

[HEAR THAT, ANGE? LOLOLOL.]

[Locked]
I don't know her that well, but my best friend does.

[She laughs] Doesn't he? His hair looks better now that it's a little longer, and, well, the vest...

I wish I had any baby pictures of him to show. But unfortunately he's the one who owns all of them. I wonder if it's possible to find things in the shops if you don't technically own them...?

[well...she might have...saved one...and cut Asumu out...Yuri can see if she asks really nicely...]

[Giggle] Doesn't she~?

[Yes, all the embarrassment, good, it's working.]

Well you're both welcome to come, if you'd like.

[Oh yes now there's a good idea...]

Do you think you could make sure she doesn't leave the house until everyone's over here? Also she shouldn't look out any windows. [A laugh]

Yeeeep. Is that the only photo you have here? [All the pictures.]

[Locked]
I'll definitely come. I don't think she thinks I'm annoying.

Oh no, I managed to find an entire photo album.

[locked]

Maybe I'll break it out at the party for everyone to see her baby pictures.

With her it's hard to tell, but even if she were to say someone is annoying, I doubt she means it, so I'm sure you're safe there.

Of course it's cute, every kid that age is cute. [ but this is exactly the problem?! ] It's just that there's no need for everyone in this place to see that, right?

Why not, 'every kid that age is cute', so it isn't a big deal, right?

Oooh, lucky.

[Locked]
Maybe you should. It would be a great surprise for Ange. [In a way.]

I'm glad to hear that, miss.

[She's just going to go ahead and lock down entirely...]

Right? Now all her friends can see the embarrassing details of her childhood.

Ah, that's right, you can call me Kyrie, I'm Ange's mother, though I'm sure you'e guessed as much.

Even if every kid is that cute, there's no meaning at all in them seeing what I looked like at that age!

[ MOOOOOM.. ;A; ]

Besides, no doubt Battler onii-chan will complain too about you showing everyone that picture. [ come on, support her here, big bro.. ]

Sure there is, can't I show off my cute daughter?

Battler is pretty insistent that he doesn't mind it, but I think otherwise.

But it's at my expense.. [ sobbing on the inside forever. ]

At this rate I'll go over to him right now to ask him about it, he's got to back me up on this one.

I don't really care if he backs you up or not, I agree he should. I don't believe his story of enjoying that picture out in the open for everyone to see. But it's not going anywhere either way~

[ ah, she sees how it is, mom just wants to embarass both of them.. ]

What are you going to do next, hang it up all over the village for everyone to see?

Oh, you caught me, that's exactly it.

[ WAIT, WHAT-- unsure if trolling or not..!! ]

... That's a joke, isn't it?

What do you think? [(everyone)]

Surely you wouldn't sink to that level, mom..

[ right?!?!? ]

[nope]

I just might.

[ UWOOOO. Mom, why are you so embarassing and a troll.. ]

I'll follow you and take every single one of them down.

[because dad]

No, no, you'll be grounded and confined to your room while this is going on.

Come on, I'm nineteen already now.. it's not like you could still seriously ground me, right? Especially when it's for such a lame purpose.

I'm your mother, I can do exactly as I please.

[He's not sure if he should feel worried about that he has spent ten minutes straight staring at the picture and smiling like an idiot at Ange's face. After all she's six in that picture... Then again that's likely the age she has back home even for him, no, she would be younger even. But really, she's just so pretty and look at that wonderful smile. He's sure that if they had a girl she would be just like this too, as pretty as her mom... Which is wonderful and troublesome because that means he will have to be very careful with her, there are many perverted boys around the world who don't care about ages and such -like him, basically-.

Anyway once he climbs back down from his daily moment of "idiotic puppy in love who thinks too much", he will put up a private filter for just Kyrie and himself. There are some important things to discuss after all.]

What does a guy have to do to get a copy of that and any other pictures of you lot? Or at least of Ange when she was little. Besides offering up my own dignity and giving you copies of the childhood pictures I have managed to get hold off while in here.

[So you can, you know, broadcast them if you want and such. And he's saying this very seriously too, this is serious business here.]

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